Pecker Politics

Politics just got interesting — FYI: The Politics of Condoms :lol:

Toons I’d Luv to Fuck!

XXX Toons!Have you ever fantasized about getting it on with your favorite cartoon characters? I have, in fact I fantasize about it quite a bit for some odd reason… Here’s my top list of which toons I’d luv to fuck:

Archie vs. Jughead: Jughead. I’ve always had a thing for Jughead. One would have to have a lot of food on hand to distract him though.

Bugs Bunny vs. Elmer Fudd: Elmer Fudd’s bald pate does turn me on, but Bugs Bunny’s ears can do all sorts of interesting tricks. And those long legs of his…

Homer Simpson vs. Moe Szyslak: No contest, Homer without a doubt. He’s always up for new adventures. A few cases of Duff Beer, a box or two of donuts and Homer’s mine.

Fred Flintstone vs. Barney Rubble: Barney every time. I find him cuter and less annoying than Fred.

Superman vs. Spiderman: Although Spidey does have a certain appeal; I’ve always thought that getting it on with the man of steel would be a better experience.

Batman vs. Robin: Although I like the boy wonder’s costume, I make it a point not to have sex with anyone who has the same name as me.

SpongeBob Squarepants vs. Patrick (his dopey starfish pal): Ummm, definitely SpongeBob – he’s just so squeezable.

That’s All Folks! :twisted:

I’m Dreaming of Billy Under My Xmas Tree

Billy 2000 on PPV VideoActually, I don’t know if you can still get those Billy dolls anymore. But I can still dream about them… ;)

Billy Goes Hollywood from STUDIO 2000 is an action-filled video that is short on story and packed with non-stop driven sex. Set in a gift shop that sells Billy Dolls, the video captures the fantasies of clerks and customers as they gaze on these gorgeous heartthrobs and imagine what life might be like with one of them as a partner. Some even imagine themselves as one of the Billy’s with another Billy as their partner.

Watch Billy 2000 on PPV Video

Dark Alley Media Challenges Traditional Religious Scripture in PASSIO

Passio the Movie by Dark Alley Media

NEW YORK, (PRNewswire) — Dark Alley Media, a New York-based gay adult entertainment studio, is preparing to premiere Passio, director Matthias von Fistenberg’s artistic interpretation of religious themes and stories.

Passio depicts a selection of incidents from the life of Jesus,” said von Fistenberg. “The Latin word ‘passio’ means ’suffering,’ and commonly it’s translated into English as ‘gospel.’ The original Passio texts tell the story of Jesus according to his Disciples — one of them being Matthias. Since my name is also Matthias, this movie is a gospel — a Passio. A version of the story according to me.”

At a time when the Pope calls gays “satanic,” and the Anglican Church tears itself apart over gays and lesbians, von Fistenberg decided to shed a different light on the subject as many filmmakers have done before.

“The Last Temptation of Christ explored the humanistic aspect. Mel Gibson proved in Passion of the Christ that the naked body, whether suffering or not, is sexually attractive. Priest showed a gay priest lusting after Christ on the Crucifix. All of these are a prelude to my Passio,” said von Fistenberg. “I just took it one step further: if Jesus has feelings, needs and wants aside from the ones God supplied him, why can’t he also lust?”

Passio also re-creates the director’s interpretation of notable artworks, such as The Last Supper and Flagellatio — both familiar to those with religious leanings or not.

“From Michelangelo to Mantegna, Piero Della Francesca to Paul Gauguin, images of Jesus Christ have offended, delighted, outraged, and inspired the devout,” the director said. “For each controversial image, the sacred and profane become intermixed in new ways, challenging viewers to rethink their own image of history, of religion, of spirituality, and of sexuality.”

“This [Passio] is the Gospel revisited by a modern artist,” said von Fistenberg. “Or, as some wish, merely a pornographer, acquainted with the body language of the underworld.”

Dark Alley Media is no stranger to challenging convention through adult entertainment. Earlier this year, the studio produced Gaytanamo, a parody of the U.S. administration’s questionable policies in dealing with prisoners of war and suspects. In early 2008, the studio will produce Gaytanamo’s follow-up, Gay Bomb, based upon the authentic name of non-lethal chemical
warfare that was proposed for use in Iraq.

Passio the movie, features: Danny Fox, Adam Faust, Hank Dutch, Dimitri Santiago, Brock Hatcher, Jon Matthews, Demetrius, and Rick.

For more information, go to PassioTheMovie.com.

Source: Dark Alley Media

Halloween Gay Sex Party Ideas

Jack Off Jack-o-lanternHalloween is about a week away guys. Are you going to any parties?

I’ve come up with a few Halloween Sex Party Ideas:

* Pumpkin Pumping or Jack-O-Lantern Jacking:

Get a nice big pumpkin and carve out round holes (not trianglular ones - well unless you’ve got a weird shapped dick…) and let your guests pump that pumpkin! Watch out for those seeds though; you may want to try taking the seeds out and replacing the pulp… :lol:

* Bobbing for Cock: Well, if you don’t know how to bob for cock, after cruising through this porn blog, there’s no hope for you…. ;)

* Halloween Drinks: You’ll need some Special Halloween Drinks to get everyone in the right spirit for your Halloween sex party.

* Halloween Fetish Costumes: Think masquerade masks, super hero costumes, rubber, leather, etc…

These are just a few ideas to get you started thinking about how to have a great Halloween party this year. :)

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