7 Tips For Aspiring Gay Porn Producers
Yesterday I posted my 7 Tips For Aspiring Gay Porn Models. So, naturally I’ve got to post…
7 Tips For Aspiring Gay Porn Producers
1. Plan your shoot before hand; never wing it. Create outlines, shooting scripts, storyboards and/or anything else that will help you keep the production or shoot on track.
It will depend on the subject matter and the complexity of the project of course, but the more prepared you are before you shoot the better things will go on set or location.
2. Learn how to properly use all the equipment that you’ll be using. If you have a crew; they have to know exactly how to use the equipment.
3. Learn how to frame and compose a picture. Better composition produces better, more professional shots or videos that are more vibrant and full. Things like lighting equipment should never be seen on screen. On a related note, learn how to keep the camera steady.
4. Learn how to use both natural and artificial light to light your scenes properly whether you’re on set or location. Learning and applying a few simple tricks of the trade, you can avoid harsh glares, dark shadows that obscure action and correct poor color balance.
5. Learn how to properly mic a scene so that you can avoid background noise and properly capture any sounds and dialogue that you do want.
6. Make sure that all of your models/cast and crew observe simple set etiquette. This would include absolute silence when the cameras are rolling. We shouldn’t be hearing any cell phones or people making comments in the background.
7. Direct your models, don’t just let them do whatever they want. It’s not their video or photo shoot; it yours and you have to be satisfied with the end results.
Where can you find out about these subjects? Try reading a book or two; go to amazon.com there’s been thousands of books written on these subjects and skills.
You can also see if your local community college has any mini video production and photography courses.
Experiment and shoot constantly. Apply these tips and profit from them.
7 Tips For Aspiring Gay Porn Models
I’ve been to a hell of alot of gay porn sites over the years and watched alot of videos both online and on DVDs and I got to tell you that if your average gay porn model adopted the following tips they’d get alot more work and elevate themselves from average to great gay porn models.
I should also note that alot of gay porn producers should be applying these tips to their models because their products are wanting.
So with that in mind…
Here’s 7 Tips For Aspiring Gay Porn Models:
1. Look enthusiastic! Unless you’re supposed to look otherwise of course. Enthusiastic models who love what they’re doing and look like they’re having a blast helps feed our fantasies about you and makes us hard.
2. Avoid looking directly into the camera lens. Pretend the camera isn’t there; you don’t need to know where the camera is. And for heavens sake, please don’t look at the camera and mouth or look like you’re asking for direction or asking when you can stop fucking.
3. Arrive on set refreshed, on time and ready to work. Porn modeling is a job and you need to be rested and not looking like you just rushed across town to get to your shoot on time. And speaking of time; time is money — you can bet your paycheck that a producer is going to be pretty pissed if he’s always waiting on you.
4. Speaking of being ready for work…Arrive on set sober. Drunk and stoned models don’t look sexy and they don’t perform properly. Naturally if you’re in a drunk frat boy orgy type video then this is probably not going to apply.
5. Practice proper basic hygiene. Make sure you’ve shit, showered, shaved and douched. Dirty butts aren’t a turn on. OK there are some people who get off on that, but unless you’re doing a shoot for one of those types of sites or videos…Please clean your butt and the rest of your body too.
6. Take care of your body. Exercise, eat right, get fresh air, get a good nights sleep, keep your skin clean and healthy. We want to look at and watch good looking guys who make us sit up and take notice, and who don’t look like they’re going to fall over and croak or fall asleep.
7. Make sure that you have had a recent STD check up and AIDS/HIV check up. And don’t forget to bring the records along with you to the shoot proving that you’re STD free and HIV negative.
Apply these tips and profit from them.
The Final Juicy Lube Experiment
This is the third and last part on my experimentation and adventures with ID Juicy Lube Cool Mint. If you missed the previous parts the links for those are down below.
For my third and final experiment with ID Juicy Lube Cool Mint, I decided to do a BJ taste test.
Some of you who have read the previous two experiments have asked that I provide photos of this test; unfortunately my partner is a little camera shy and refuses to sign a model release.
Having actually done a taste test of the Juicy Lube in the first experiment, I knew that I’d be OK in this final test. I should note though; if you are allergic to Aspartame or if don’t like Aspartame, you should probably avoid this product.
Which reminds me, I should check to see if all flavored lubes have Aspartame in them these days. I imagine that this is the case for the good quality lubes. I have no idea about the cheap ones…
So, the other night after a long and tiring day my partner asked me if I was going to “Juicy Lube” him tonight.
“That’s a good idea,” I said “but where’s the Juicy Lube?”
After part 2 of our experiments with the Juicy Lube it had gone missing and we had been using ID Glide instead.
I finally found the missing bottle of Juicy Lube tucked away in one of the spare linen cupboards, grabbed it and proceeded to the bedroom. On the way, I noticed my cat guarding the butcher block, lest we have any ideas of repeating our previous performance.
The test itself was simple enough and it went flawlessly. I spread a thin coat of Juicy Lube Cool Mint onto my partner’s flaccid cock and proceeded to coax it to life. Without any effort it sprang to attention and responded to my darting tongue.
For my part, I guess the best way to describe the experience is that it was like sucking on a peppermint stick only it wasn’t peppermint it was Cool Mint flavored.
As I was pondering this and happily sucking away at my mint pole my partner happened to suck his breath in with an audible intake.
I asked him if he was OK and he said he was indeed, so I asked him what it felt like and he said, “It feels very nice and tingly.”
As that was about all I was going to get out of him verbally at the moment, I decided to finish the job and see what else I could coax out of him and his mint pole.
Whilst I was working on bringing my partner to a hot white climax I couldn’t help but think that this was like sucking on an all day sucker that doesn’t seem to lose its flavour. Because despite the thin coat of lube, his cock was still slick and tasting very much like Cool Mint.
Any resistance there may have been to my mouth’s power suck action was eventually surrendered and thick streams of man juice flowed down his Juicy lubed cock.
Mission accomplished, we did a quick clean up, once again noticing that ID Juicy Lube is easy to clean up, before collapsing into a close snuggle.
Here ends The Great Juicy Lube Experiment.
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Related Links:
- The Great Juicy Lube Experiment – Part 1
- The Great Juicy Lube Experiment – Part 2
- You can find out more about all the great lubes that ID makes by visiting their site.
The British Museum Has a Big Cock Exhibit!
One of the things that I noticed at the British Museum is that there’s an awful lot of cocks on display!
Take this display for instance…

Here’s the Big Dicked Chicken Man from a different angle:

I think this bronze idol is in the curio room; but I can’t be sure. In any event there was a little card on display beside it that stated that all religion was based on Phalic worship. I think I would have to agree with that theory.
More Holiday Photos of Vending Machines
Well, I showed my mom and dad this photo, so I may as well share it with my blog readers…

So, what did I do on my vacation? Why I took photos of vending machines…Here’s one of a condom machine that was conveinently located in the toilets at some sea-side hotel. Going price in that area was 2 £’s for a 4 pack; available in “Natural”, “Ribbed” or a “Variety Pack”.
London as I recall was more expensive, plus you didn’t get as many per package… Unfortunately that photo didn’t turn out for some reason. ![]()


