Experiments in Naughty Limericks

I’ve decided to try my hand at making up some naughty limericks. Limericks appeal to me because they’re nonsensical, humorous verse of five lines and I’ve always had problems coming up with rhyming verse any longer than that.

Here’s a few limericks that I jotted down last night:

There was an old troll who said ‘Hush!
I perceive a young cock in the bush!’
When they said ‘Is it small?’
He replied, ‘Not at all!
It is five times the size of the bush.’

(That first one is actually based on a very old limerick of unknown origin.)

There was a young man on the dock.
He desperately need a new sock.
Said he with a grin,
‘If you’ll give me a gin,
I’ll suck the knob right off your cock!’

There once was porn star from Frisco,
who got his start in a disco.
He love to bump and grind,
but when it came to his behind,
he preferred to use lots of Crisco.

There once was a Twink who liked to fuck.
His lover was a Bear who preferred him to suck.
T’would still be in a quandry,
if not for the stud in the laundry,
who took them both on for a mere buck.

October 20, 2007 | Filed Under Gay Tales, Sex Quotes  | AddThis Social Bookmark Button